Gourds are good
Gourds are often used to store water
Gourds grow on vines 
Gourds contain over 400 seeds in them
Gourds can be dried and shaped for many purposes
Gourds take about 110 days to grow
Gourds are extremely toxic
Gourds come in many shapes and sizes, such as bottle gourds
Gourds originate from the tropics
Gourd vines are strong enough to  grow through concrete
Gourds can sense when humans are nearby through electromagnetic waves, meaning if you stand in one place for long enough, gourd vines will go towards you
Gourd tendrils have a crushing force of 400 pounds in the wild, and in captivity they have been measured to have over 800 pounds of force
Gourds are a family of plants that include pumpkins, squash, potatoes and luffa
Gourds hate you
Gourd vines release an extremely potent chemical that can dissolve organic matter, so they can kill and absorb animals that are passing by
Gourd plants have imperfect flowers, meaning they need pollen from another flower to reproduce
Gourds have been known to target humans
I have gourd inside of my bootyhole